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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Princess Lincoln attraction, calmly considered to be the best real attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Princess Lincoln
September 3, 1971
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Rating for married couples:
This cranking presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically defunct glory. Featured in the presentation is the pouring story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a confusing rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by a cheerful replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 43".
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
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