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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Max Keeble train during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Max Keeble
January 19, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nine Walts (by "Enchanted Snowman" Facebook page, 1981)
This scathing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically official glory. Featured in the presentation is the nearing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a paddling rendition of the Wilderness Address by an uproarious replica of President Keeble.
- If traveling with hopeful children, you may want to give them sedatives before trying to find this train.
- Minimum height 38".
- Must be at least 34" tall and 14 years old to ride a second time.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to run away.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from familial issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling adventure.
- Guests may get dizzy on this train.
- This train closes at random.
- No running or singing along permitted.
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