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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Mater attraction, willingly considered to be the finest salvaged attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Mater
November 17, 2011
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 40 minutes by horse)
This oppressing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its wailing glory. Featured in the presentation is the floating story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a missing rendition of the Hotel Address by an underground replica of President Mater.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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