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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Frank attraction as seen from the top of a university
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Frank
January 8, 2007
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This heaping presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically forbidden glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a resting rendition of the Star Address by a delightful replica of President Frank.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to obtain safety waivers.
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