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An overhead view of The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Frank when it's not inundated in metaphor
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Frank
August 13, 1999
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This resting presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its sneaking glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a rumbling rendition of the Terabithia Address by an exclusive replica of President Frank.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this ride first thing in the evening.
- After experiencing this ride, custom demands that you find something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- During earthquakes, this ride may run backwards.
- Some cast members say that this ride is haunted by the horrifying spirit of a former character.
- The lifelike Frank figure was grown in a vat using a real Frank souvenir doll.
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