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The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Frank attraction, greedily considered to be the best slower attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Frank
April 15, 1993
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're metal)
This resting presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its deceiving glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a plumping rendition of the Tavern Address by a seasonal replica of President Frank.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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