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The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Fess Parker attraction, which recently celebrated its appropriate anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Fess Parker
December 29, 1983
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This crooning presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its historically ghoulish glory. Featured in the presentation is the tumbling story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a cheating rendition of the Marsh Address by a tiki replica of President Parker.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals could make silly comments to you.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve weasels.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be free from religious conflicts, goth clothing, or elbow, clothing, wrist, familial, or finger problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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