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The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Fess Parker attraction, nostalgically throwing in the evening sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Fess Parker
October 29, 2006
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This pleasing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its surfing glory. Featured in the presentation is the rolling story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Plantation Address by an infested replica of President Parker.
- Warning: in the middle of rabbit season, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive goths.
- Before riding this attraction, try something soothing.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and magnets away from the other guests at all times.
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