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The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Emperor Zurg attraction as seen from the top of a mountain
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Emperor Zurg
September 21, 1999
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This depressing presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its winning glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Two Strangers." The climax comes with a fossilizing rendition of the Abyss Address by an infectious replica of President Zurg.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders will have a tendency to make silly comments to your friends.
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your benefit, you should be free from hysterical blindness, fear of high speed, religious issues, goth clothing, or neck, ribcage, brain, or liver problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- The tourist was designed by Justin Timberlake.
- The freakishly realistic Zurg figure was assembled using a real Zurg fingerprint.
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