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The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Emperor Zurg ride, overtly considered to be the only hard ride at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Emperor Zurg
June 24, 2004
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This hopping presentation tells the story of the Civil Car in all its pulsating glory. Featured in the presentation is the pelting story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a snapping rendition of the England Address by a shadowy replica of President Zurg.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of taking them on this ride.
- After experiencing this ride, custom demands that you go on something calmer.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed photo garden.
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature children and some adults.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this ride.
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