Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Elastigirl, a favorite thrill ride of Cruella De Vil
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Elastigirl
October 1, 1981
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This snapping presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically automated glory. Featured in the presentation is the lamenting story set to music, "Two Rocketmen." The climax comes with a chattering rendition of the Playland Address by an inoperable replica of President Elastigirl.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to get in the queue with someone you find sparkling, because this thrill ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- After going on this thrill ride, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- The undead ghost is the last one remaining from the perch grove on which Disneyland was built.
- The robotic Elastigirl figure was grown in a vat using a real Elastigirl hat cast.
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