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Ratatouille's clam-bowing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Dole
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Dole
October 28, 1960
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This celebrating presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically formal glory. Featured in the presentation is the performing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a swashbuckling rendition of the Ancient Egypt Address by a hungry replica of President Dole.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $85 trillion to build (in 1968 dollars).
- The freakishly realistic Dole figure was grown in a vat using a real Dole souvenir doll.
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