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The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln attraction, actually biting in the evening sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Semi Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln
April 16, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Five and a smidge magics
This traveling presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its burning glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Main Street Address by a global replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of former vampires.
- After riding this attraction, go on something with a different aura.
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters, ethical issues, or bowel, lycanthropic, spinal, finger, ankle, or back issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling journey.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Bomb Voyage's frozen pancake is entombed beneath this attraction.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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