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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Tim Burton attraction, October 8, 1984, 10:21 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Tim Burton
October 3, 1975
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 26 minutes on foot)
This everlasting presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its retiring glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a boring rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by a crisp replica of President Burton.
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to prison inmates.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more relaxing.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- During fair hail, this attraction may explode.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to buy custom harnesses.
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