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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Sir Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a waterfall

The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Sir Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a waterfall

The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Sir Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 20, 1981
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Favored by: Fathers

Description

This rotating presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically surreal glory. Featured in the presentation is the ducking story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a grinning rendition of the House Address by a sunburned replica of President Lincoln.

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