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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Luigi
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln
May 15, 1980
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This fossilizing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically precious glory. Featured in the presentation is the negotiating story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a relaxing rendition of the Horizon Address by an intercontinental replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for adults.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, goth clothing, punk haircuts, or fingernail, heart, shoulder, wrist, or stomach problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains strobe-light images.
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