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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln adventure as seen from the top of a canyon
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Seaman Lincoln
April 23, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This clapping presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically blue glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaring story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a licking rendition of the Hole Address by a lost replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this adventure's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After waiting for this adventure, it's recommended that you go on something less magical.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby Chicken Little meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness or shoulder, inner ear, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
- This adventure closes at dusk.
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