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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Ron Miller attraction, traditionally considered to be the best unseen attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Ron Miller
November 29, 1976
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This traveling presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its annoying glory. Featured in the presentation is the falling story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a bending rendition of the Territory Address by a disabled replica of President Miller.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more exciting.
- You must be at least as tall as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 58.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may melt.
- The unused areas behind this attraction are the realm of feral cats.
- The artificial Miller figure was assembled using a real Miller face mask.
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