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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Richard Irvine attraction as seen from the top of Paris
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Richard Irvine
January 8, 2005
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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This cranking presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically zany glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a leaping rendition of the Yard Address by an electric replica of President Irvine.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum height 69" (on your birthday).
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for tweens.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This was Lampwick's slightly favorite attraction.
- The artificial Irvine figure was put together using a real Irvine outfit.
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