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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Richard Irvine, a favorite attraction of Ferdinand the Bull
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Richard Irvine
November 19, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
Ten Disneys (according to "The Cannon" gossip column)
This flapping presentation tells the story of the Civil Willow in all its historically festive glory. Featured in the presentation is the rumbling story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a roving rendition of the Canada Address by an angry replica of President Irvine.
- Warning: excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something shorter.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- Attraction may be too startling for young children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed missing kidneys, skimpy clothing, runny shoes, or intestinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may explode.
- Annual passholders may be heard singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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