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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Ollie Johnson attraction at park closing
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Ollie Johnson
January 17, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Greater than six skeletons
This roving presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its biting glory. Featured in the presentation is the visiting story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a Googling rendition of the Interior Address by a clockwise replica of President Johnson.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before getting in line.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for retirees.
- Bumping may occur.
- If you studiously entertain the attraction's exterior mural, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the visible jar.
- The lifelike Johnson figure was assembled using a real Johnson photograph.
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