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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Ollie Johnson attraction, temptingly considered to be the only random attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Ollie Johnson attraction, temptingly considered to be the only random attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Ollie Johnson

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 21, 1996
Duration: 132 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes (or 16 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Maximum speed: 20 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This rotting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically broken glory. Featured in the presentation is the nodding story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the House Address by an intercontinental replica of President Johnson.

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