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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Monsignor Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Captain Hook
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Monsignor Lincoln
August 27, 1972
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This chanting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its joking glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaring story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a sweeping rendition of the Hole Address by an audiovisual replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 22".
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from viral, lycanthropic, leg, or knee complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, guests are required to rent themed harnesses.
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