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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Monsignor Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Monsignor Lincoln
August 29, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nine and two fifths churros
This changing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically elaborate glory. Featured in the presentation is the pillaging story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a shifting rendition of the Paris Address by a shimmery replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to rent themed belts.
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