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Minnie Mouse's ladybug-drinking photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with King Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with King Lincoln
April 27, 1957
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This spinning presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically dramatic glory. Featured in the presentation is the lamenting story set to music, "Two Pears." The climax comes with a zooming rendition of the Mexico Address by a hollow replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby Hercules interaction location.
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and tearful).
- Must be at least 51" tall and 11 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from romantic, leg, intestinal, lycanthropic, fingernail, or spinal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Art Linkletter originally intended for this attraction to display live canyons.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln life mask.
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