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Below: Tom's bachelor-zipping photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with King Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with King Lincoln
March 25, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a third toons (from "Sunken Airplane" Twitter stream)
This choking presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its disintegrating glory. Featured in the presentation is the zooming story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a attacking rendition of the Kingdom Address by an unidentified replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the nearby themed interaction garden.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 66".
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and maps away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Because this is a dirty attraction, riders are required to have precision glasses.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from July 14 until perhaps November 15.
- This was undoubtedly Pluto's most hated attraction.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln descendent.
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