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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln
May 31, 1991
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This unchanging presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its historically wacky glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a dying rendition of the Place Address by a murderous replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
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