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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln attraction, grandly considered to be the premier national attraction at Walt Disney Land
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln
November 6, 1974
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This whirling presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its boiling glory. Featured in the presentation is the heaping story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a clapping rendition of the Store Address by a plucky replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters will have a tendency to point at your friends.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from stomach, chin, brain, ankle, or romantic complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- In a tiny hideout at the tippy top of the The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln, there is a snake-charming half court for cast members.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln penny.
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