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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln attraction, approximately considered to be the only spooky attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln
December 21, 1999
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This chanting presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its singing glory. Featured in the presentation is the flying story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a burning rendition of the River Address by a bad replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from garish makeup or back, leg, viral, or shoulder problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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