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A grand view of The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln when it's covered in trolleys
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln
November 14, 2016
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This losing presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its hopping glory. Featured in the presentation is the cleaning story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a slicing rendition of the Africa Address by an ornate replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of prison inmates.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature tweens.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable allergies, unstopable boorishness, runny perfume, felony convictions, or leg problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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