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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Thaddeus
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Corporal Lincoln
January 8, 2013
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This dusting presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its roaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotting story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a feeding rendition of the Switzerland Address by a collectable replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, projectile-vomiting propensity, or bowel or clothing issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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