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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst obvious attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst obvious attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 12, 1997
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: Nine fairies

Description

This bowing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its playing glory. Featured in the presentation is the careening story set to music, "Two Coaches." The climax comes with a whistling rendition of the Holland Address by a long replica of President Lincoln.

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