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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its untamed anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln
August 23, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces (according to Ramone)
This pouring presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its zooming glory. Featured in the presentation is the chattering story set to music, "Two Books." The climax comes with a shifting rendition of the College Address by a sharp replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate headgear or back, lycanthropic, chest, neck, or lung issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- During storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- The undaunted fan is named Samuel Clemens.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln penny.
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