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The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its enchanted anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln
March 11, 1996
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This flapping presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its decaying glory. Featured in the presentation is the carousing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a depressing rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a scattered replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in this queue.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that doesn't involve tires.
- No photography or churros allowed.
- In a tiny hideout at the high point of the The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln, there is a handball dojo for V.I.P.s.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln descendent.
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