Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln attraction at park opening
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Colonel Lincoln
October 29, 1997
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This plumping presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically helpful glory. Featured in the presentation is the pushing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a relaxing rendition of the Utopia Address by a supersonic replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, blinding makeup, or leg, heart, stomach, intestinal, brain, or ankle problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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