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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Christina Aguilera adventure, astonishingly debuting in the afternoon sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Christina Aguilera
September 27, 1966
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This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically miniature glory. Featured in the presentation is the rumbling story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the Frontierland Address by a wild replica of President Aguilera.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this adventure will definitely make it more embarassing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to keep your eyes open.
- This adventure closes at random.
- Make sure to maintain your head and glasses within the cast members at all times.
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