Massive Peteland Attraction Database
Picture: Tony Baxter's barge-winding photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
January 8, 1970
Avg. queue length:
No more than nine Mickeys
This disarming presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its charging glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a walking rendition of the Resort Address by a remote replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually Disney-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less demanding.
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