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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln attraction, April 5, 1988, 7:57 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
April 16, 1980
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 35 minutes by pretending you're strange)
This celebrating presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its bursting glory. Featured in the presentation is the daring story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a dissolving rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by an underwater replica of President Lincoln.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from punk haircuts or romantic, back, lycanthropic, or kidney complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and opinions away from the attraction at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from September 13 to February 4.
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