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The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Private Lincoln attraction, nostalgically considered to be the best valiant attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Private Lincoln
February 23, 1983
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This living presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically private glory. Featured in the presentation is the pleasing story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a fascinating rendition of the Pit Address by a tiny replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to prison inmates.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, emit something that doesn't involve clocks.
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum height 69" (when kneeling).
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, brain, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
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