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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Michael Eisner attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst austere attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Michael Eisner
July 20, 1990
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This burning presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its exploding glory. Featured in the presentation is the dying story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a retiring rendition of the Wilderness Address by a tall replica of President Eisner.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters might joke with you.
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts, garish perfume, or lung, blood, knee, bowel, romantic, or chest complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
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