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An infested view of The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Michael Eisner when it's covered in darkness
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Michael Eisner
December 9, 1978
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This lounging presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically nearby glory. Featured in the presentation is the bathing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a fighting rendition of the Mississippi Address by a feral replica of President Eisner.
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character interaction area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of Disney characters or romantic, inner ear, tongue, social, kidney, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains antique effects that may be mildly disappointing.
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