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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Michael Eisner attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Michael Eisner
October 8, 1992
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 8 minutes by pretending you're public)
This ducking presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its viewing glory. Featured in the presentation is the haunting story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a swashbuckling rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a creepy replica of President Eisner.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something less magical.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from delusions, fear of infrequent maintenance, fluctuating blood pressure, or personal, leg, liver, or skin complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from March 13 until about April 28.
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