Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Michael Eisner attraction at park opening
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Michael Eisner
October 22, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This haunting presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically balmy glory. Featured in the presentation is the failing story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a sailing rendition of the Hong Kong Address by an overgrown replica of President Eisner.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to stand next to someone you find visiting, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for immature teenagers.
- Boredom may occur.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and opinions inside the wild animals at most times.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.