Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A secure view of The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Michael Eisner when it's not covered in fog
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Michael Eisner
January 1, 2012
Avg. queue length:
This disintegrating presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its smearing glory. Featured in the presentation is the offending story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a churning rendition of the Firehouse Address by a distant replica of President Eisner.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to sell this attraction with a funny hat on.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No shoplifting or flash photography encouraged.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and strollers inside the attraction at all times.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, participants are required to bring their own princess belts.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.