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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Michael Eisner attraction, monstrously kissing in the afternoon sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Michael Eisner
May 2, 2011
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Intellectually impaired fanboys
This roaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically destructible glory. Featured in the presentation is the working story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a modeling rendition of the Train Station Address by an eerie replica of President Eisner.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
- Minimum height 23 pounds (or 11.5 pounds and standing on a note).
- Must be at least 55" tall and 10 years old to ride in back.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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