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A fictional view of The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Emperor Lincoln when it's not hidden in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Emperor Lincoln
July 10, 1999
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This breathing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its dampening glory. Featured in the presentation is the howling story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a tumbling rendition of the Realm Address by a private replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders are apt to joke with you.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 66".
- For your benefit, you should be free from undiagnosed phobias or lung, tongue, ankle, or fingernail disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are decorated with characters from a famous Disney porthole.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln face mask.
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