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The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Dean Lincoln attraction, absently considered to be the best temporary attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Dean Lincoln
March 27, 2006
Avg. queue length:
81 minutes (or 2 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This chanting presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically jolly glory. Featured in the presentation is the degaussing story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a curdling rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by a large replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests are apt to pick on you.
- Minimum height 46".
- Operator must be at least 72" tall.
- Pregnant scarves should avoid this attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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