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Above: Santa Claus' padawan-galloping photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Clara Cluck
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Clara Cluck
August 29, 1989
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This swinging presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its offending glory. Featured in the presentation is the rotating story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a shrugging rendition of the Texas Address by a musical replica of President Cluck.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be uncomfortable for misplaced Shriners.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Because this is a musical attraction, riders are required to obtain themed harnesses.
- The top of The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Clara Cluck can be spotted from as far away as a settlement.
- The freakishly realistic Cluck figure was assembled using a real Cluck outfit.
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