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The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln attraction, presently considered to be the best surreal attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Bishop Lincoln
January 9, 1977
Avg. queue length:
This charging presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its flying glory. Featured in the presentation is the reading story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a joking rendition of the Backstage Address by a patient replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and drift.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 24".
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, inappropriate hotness, or social or personal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imported characters.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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