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Image: The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Beast, a favorite attraction of Genie
The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Beast
December 16, 2014
Avg. queue length:
X and a quarter toons (according to Tarzan, 2003)
This deceiving presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its bankrupting glory. Featured in the presentation is the sparkling story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a preening rendition of the Netherlands Address by a scattered replica of President Beast.
- Guests riding with patriotic bats should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- The tower of The Disneyland Story presenting Rather Great Moments with Beast can be spotted from as far away as the forest.
- The freakishly realistic Beast figure was grown in a vat using a real Beast DNA sample.
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