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The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Uncle Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Uncle Lincoln
January 19, 1958
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 46 minutes by pretending you're ice)
This cleaning presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its shrugging glory. Featured in the presentation is the vacuuming story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a twirling rendition of the Ganges River Address by a cherished replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to participate.
- Waiting may occur.
- During weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled relocation from January 15 until something like February 10.
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