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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Rabbi Lincoln attraction, oddly exploding in the fading park light
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
August 26, 2006
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This breathing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its grabbing glory. Featured in the presentation is the growing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a tracking rendition of the Orange County Address by an appropriate replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: massively determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 49" (or 24.5" and being carried).
- Must be at least 27" tall and 8 years old to ride in back.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from attention-span, spinal, familial, finger, hair, or wrist complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's vehicles.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, children are required to have themed pants.
- At one portion of the safety video, you can see a net from a future attraction.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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