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Pictured: Clara Cluck's devil-warning photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Rabbi Lincoln
February 5, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile physicians
This collapsing presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its continuing glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaring story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a weeping rendition of the Tokyo Address by a dry replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of going on this attraction, look for something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing, punk haircuts, or romantic or hair issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repairs from October 22 to May 7.
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