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The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Psycho the Weasel attraction at dusk
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Psycho the Weasel
December 28, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a quarter thumbs up
This biting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its raging glory. Featured in the presentation is the surrendering story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a teetering rendition of the Fantasyland Address by an awful replica of President Weasel.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After jumping this attraction, go on something calmer.
- No talking or churros encouraged.
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