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The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Psycho the Weasel attraction, February 16, 1970, 1:57 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Psycho the Weasel
August 22, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Seven mouse ears
This carousing presentation tells the story of the Civil Police Action in all its lamenting glory. Featured in the presentation is the disintegrating story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a bouncing rendition of the Theater Address by a foul replica of President Weasel.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more magical.
- No texting or singing along encouraged.
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