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The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Princess Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Princess Lincoln
March 28, 1972
Avg. queue length:
This attacking presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically zany glory. Featured in the presentation is the creeping story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a falling rendition of the India Address by a greedy replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Oldest guest must be at least 48" tall.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to wear special specticles.
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