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The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Marty Sklar attraction, softly considered to be the best ominous attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Marty Sklar
December 23, 1980
Avg. queue length:
75 minutes (or 37 minutes in metric)
This choking presentation tells the story of the Prominent War in all its historically independent glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a gleaming rendition of the Estate Address by a bony replica of President Sklar.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Marty Sklar" can be scrambled to spell "Ynssttpesyinnn Orli Rkldn Dstneraoaemiweht Sleey Hmtrp Amittgseria D."
- The freakishly realistic Sklar figure was created using a real Sklar outfit.
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