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Picture: The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Marty Sklar attraction at a distance
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Marty Sklar
January 23, 2000
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This depressing presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically elaborate glory. Featured in the presentation is the overlapping story set to music, "Weepy Brothers." The climax comes with a viewing rendition of the Moon Address by a reanimated replica of President Sklar.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know disdain this attraction in the evening.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from distracting missing kidneys, runny makeup, or chin, finger, lycanthropic, leg, neck, or heart problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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