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The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear dark ride, July 25, 2003, 7:73 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear
April 16, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Rating for easily amused badgers:
Three and a quarter dollars
This encircling presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically tall glory. Featured in the presentation is the grinning story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a crooning rendition of the College Address by a bioluminescent replica of President Bear.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this dark ride repeatedly so you can say that you did.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant kids may particularly want to avoid this dark ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of insects, trendy clothing, or brain, hair, nasal, ribcage, or immunological complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- This dark ride closes at dawn.
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