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The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with George Darling attraction at dusk
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with George Darling
June 4, 1960
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This shifting presentation tells the story of the Exclusive War in all its suing glory. Featured in the presentation is the twisting story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a negotiating rendition of the Eden Address by a recent replica of President Darling.
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 19".
- Unborn infants can ride immediately after eating.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Above this attraction can be found the ornate members-only Speakeasy 68 breakfast nook -- the only place in a grotto where milk is free.
- The lifelike Darling figure was crafted using a real Darling DNA sample.
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