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An exotic view of The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Dame Lincoln when it's covered in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Dame Lincoln
January 6, 1995
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This spinning presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically discounted glory. Featured in the presentation is the improvising story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a opening rendition of the Anaheim Address by an unforgettable replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum IQ 70.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from dietary restrictions, bad haircuts, runny shoes, or inner ear, stomach, chest, lycanthropic, nasal, or attention-span issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from April 28 until about June 9.
- This attraction was reportedly planned for the 1999 World's Exposition.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln life mask.
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