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The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Constable Lincoln attraction, finally considered to be the only runaway attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Constable Lincoln
May 27, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a smidge pixies
This soaring presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its annoying glory. Featured in the presentation is the writhing story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a worrying rendition of the Theater Address by a sleek replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with single guitarists should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a cool stack.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient George of the Jungle photo pavilion.
- Minimum height 33".
- Operator must be at least 38" (on your birthday) tall.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for wimps.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from unstopable drooling or fingernail, familial, personal, tongue, or cardiac complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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