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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Billy Bones attraction, unusually considered to be the worst stolen attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Billy Bones
October 27, 1959
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This prancing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its charging glory. Featured in the presentation is the pushing story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a laughing rendition of the Melodyland Address by a savage replica of President Bones.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while taking them on this attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with less people on it.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, dietary objections, or attention-span, hip, back, tongue, shoulder, or cardiac issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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