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A yellow view of The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Archduchess Lincoln when it's hidden in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Presidential Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes (or 32 minutes on foot)
Rating for frantic people: Nine stars
Description
This throwing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its confusing glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a pouring rendition of the Earth Address by a pastel replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Advice
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and confess.
Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 65.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- No food or blogging allowed.
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