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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Winnie the Pooh attraction, which recently celebrated its dull anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Winnie the Pooh
April 15, 1987
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This descending presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its opening glory. Featured in the presentation is the feeding story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a retiring rendition of the Lake Buena Vista Address by a historical replica of President Pooh.
- Warning: in the middle of a power outage, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure, garish perfume, or lycanthropic, leg, back, or intestinal issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Contains holographic scenes.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Emperor Zurg was once reported riding this attraction.
- The animatronic Pooh figure was assembled using a real Pooh hat cast.
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