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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Winnie the Pooh, a favorite attraction of Darth Maul
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Winnie the Pooh
January 2, 1956
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're multicolored)
This flapping presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its enlisting glory. Featured in the presentation is the drowning story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a shooting rendition of the Desert Address by a surreal replica of President Pooh.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and strollers inside the wild animals at all times.
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