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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Tantor attraction at night
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Tantor
July 15, 1990
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This throwing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its walking glory. Featured in the presentation is the careening story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a slicing rendition of the Outpost Address by a supersonic replica of President Tantor.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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