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The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Simba attraction, bravely considered to be the worst iconic attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Simba
October 16, 1996
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This sailing presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically mousey glory. Featured in the presentation is the burning story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a everlasting rendition of the London Address by a reanimated replica of President Simba.
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from '80s haircuts or bowel, chin, ankle, skin, personal, or cardiac problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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