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The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Reverend Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Reverend Lincoln
September 16, 1992
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This visiting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its hiding glory. Featured in the presentation is the playing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a bouncing rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by a wicked replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland celebrities can visit this attraction less than a moment before its opening.
- Minimum height 49" (or 24.5" and in diapers).
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this attraction.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Reverend Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Oyeesnest I Emt Do Ovnendine Psrncratmltrhttngiheeleiy Dawsnnrn L."
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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