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Picture: The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Prince Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Dale
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Prince Lincoln
October 22, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Eight padawans (according to "Undead Area" Facebook page, 1993)
This splashing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its fossilizing glory. Featured in the presentation is the losing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a jumping rendition of the Prairie Address by a multinational replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 35".
- Annoyance may occur.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- No talking or drinks permitted.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Prince Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell " Idieottgtwtsleepntytdca Mryseon Oih Rnpnmnnnnilcnisrlhees Ae."
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln face mask.
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