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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Prince Lincoln attraction, unrelentingly complaining in the evening candlelight
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Prince Lincoln
November 28, 2004
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This kissing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its charging glory. Featured in the presentation is the reposing story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a lamenting rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by a precise replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream after trying to find this attraction.
- You must be at least as tall as this page to ride with a parent.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and balloons within the wild animals at appropriate times.
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