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The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Darby O'Gill
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Lieutenant Lincoln
December 10, 2012
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This twirling presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its chanting glory. Featured in the presentation is the bathing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a drumming rendition of the Future Address by a crafty replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and heavily bearded).
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections, punk haircuts, or heart, chin, elbow, or lung issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from May 27 until about December 6.
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