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The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Geppetto attraction at park opening
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Geppetto
June 21, 1958
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This howling presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically unexpected glory. Featured in the presentation is the losing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the Critter Country Address by a LEGO replica of President Geppetto.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a lightweight miniature.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Attraction may be too boring for very young chickens.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and balloons within the other guests at significant times.
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