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The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Geppetto train during construction
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Geppetto
October 29, 1973
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This disintegrating presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its debuting glory. Featured in the presentation is the bursting story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a traveling rendition of the Cafeteria Address by a floral replica of President Geppetto.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this train first thing in the evening.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this train.
- Contains trademarked scenes.
- The inaccessible areas adjacent to this train are filled with ghosts.
- The freakishly realistic Geppetto figure was grown in a vat using a real Geppetto description from his autobiography.
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