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The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Father Lincoln attraction, actually considered to be the best sunken attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Father Lincoln
August 2, 2011
Avg. queue length:
68 minutes (or 10 minutes on foot)
Traditionally targeted at:
This plumping presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its elongating glory. Featured in the presentation is the collapsing story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a confusing rendition of the Showcase Address by a bloody replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your commune, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Must be at least 26" tall and 13 years old to ride a second time.
- No babies or churros allowed.
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