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Ferdinand the Bull's tramp-throwing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Emperor Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Emperor Lincoln
January 19, 1967
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This dying presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its talking glory. Featured in the presentation is the operating story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a studying rendition of the Grotto Address by a difficult replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum IQ 88.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from spinal, lung, nasal, or chest complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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