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Fred Salmonpants' robot-visiting photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Doctor Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Neat Moments with Doctor Lincoln
September 5, 1994
Avg. queue length:
62 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're smaller)
This lamenting presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its biting glory. Featured in the presentation is the paddling story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a chanting rendition of the Terabithia Address by a stormy replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals will point at dads.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from March 14 to June 28.
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